• $ 28.00

    SPECIAL CRUD Member T-Shirt Heather Grey

    SPECIAL CRUD is doing things differently from the rest. The artwork is original and timeless. The colors aren't stupid. The tee shirts actually feel good to wear, and five years from now, you can still wear it without feeling like a dick. Don't be an asshole. Wear SPECIAL CRUD....
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    SPECIAL CRUD Pocket Pigeon T-Shirt White

    Nothing says "I mean business" like a simple white pocket tee shirt.  Add the head of a distressed city pigeon and the equation is complete.  This shirt proclaims you to be an individual of distinction, wealth and taste, and the world should bring you its finest meats and cheeses....
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    SPECIAL CRUD Grey Bludgeon T-Shirt White

    Goons will think twice before crossing someone wearing this basic white tee. Because while you enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and the occasional salad, if someone kicks down your door you're perfectly willing to send them back out on a stretcher. Blood everywhere, big mess. Get yours....
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    SPECIAL CRUD Pigeon Bludgeon T-Shirt Black

    Remember how people in cartoons react to the sight of a skunk? Consider this black tee a short sleeved skunk's stripe... its a rattlesnake's rattle, a spritz of pepper spray, a Three Stooges eye poke for anyone pressing their oily nose against the window. This shirt is protective gear!...
  • $ 28.00

    SPECIAL CRUD Pigeon Bludgeon T-Shirt White

    Goons will think twice before crossing someone wearing this basic white tee. Because while you enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and the occasional salad, if someone kicks down your door you're perfectly willing to send them back out on a stretcher. Blood everywhere, big mess. Get yours....